The one about the Polyclinic doctor.

And finally back, and to rant about my visit to the polyclinic.
Went there the other day because I had pain in my gastric/chest and a creaky joint(yes, there is the occasional 'crack' when I move my leg).
Apparently, the gastric-itis was because I overeat at night. Sure, half a bowl of rice is considered overeating, I must be bingeing during lunch.
I then asked her about my creaky joint and how to stop the noise, and she gave the most awe-inspiring reply I have ever heard-
"It's natural, the lubrication in your joint has worn out due to frequent use. Not to worry, you aren't experiencing any pain yet. If you do, that means your joint is destroyed."

I wonder if it ever occurred to her during that 10minute consultation that the reason I went to the polyclinic, was to prevent such a thing from occurring?

Her bloody antacids aren't working btw.