The one about TEH COOL GAMEZ.

Okay, I really have no idea why I decided to type like a nitwit.

Anyhoo, I want the game Overlord, because I derive a great satisfaction from sending my minions to terrorise villagers and fluffy sheep. Played the demo, and the whole idea of doing evil instead of the usual heroic shtick is actually quite refreshing. Moreover, worshipping minions always tickle the narcissist in me.
Though I'd have to get a better pc because the lag on my current one is just excruciating. Darn.

-I'm obviously not a very wealthy Overlord, my minions have to make their own helmets out of pumpkins.

On top of that, I want a new handphone. Damn the iPhone, now I want a touchscreen one .. Just not the (overated)iPhone mind you.
And ooh, oooh! An mp3 player! Unfortunately, Creative's newest offering is a revamped 16gb Zen V Plus Staring at the tiny screen for an entire episode of Heroes, Oh the wonders it does for the eyes!. Apple's Nano Red is kinda hot, but it only supports the mp3 format and can't play video's. On a brighter note, there's supposed to be a revamped Nano out this week, but the price is astronomical.

Note to self: Surround product with lots of hype and proceed to sell it at prices (that products with better and more features) are sold at. Don't worry, the nincompoopsconsumers will still lap it all up shrieking i have the i<_____>!! then buy (equally ridiculous) accessories like this

Now how in the world am i supposed to scroll with that on??