The Dreaded Pink Form.

Hm. Well i got it. Surprise, surprise. The silliest thing is, I'm going to meet an HOD (just so you know, 'H' is pronounced as aech, my grammar was correct. heh.) who doesn't even know me. How retarded can this get? Seriously, if I'd gotten a teacher that knew me and how i behaved in class, it would be worth attending. I really doubt that Mr Kamal will have anything to say about me. Shall blog about it if it's as colourful as the meeting i had last year.

On to more IMPORTANT matters.
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Taylor Hicks won American Idol!! Bahahahahaha! Apparently, people DO recognise that he has talent instead of condemning him for looking like an old uncle (unlike people like huitong, jasmine and waikit).(:

Goodness. He looks like a priest.
You can see him going Wooo! on this. Bahahaha.
Wth was this doing on there??

Please do not go to this site if you hate cliffhangers:
http://www.goodybooks.com/ibelieveyou.htm
Ok, so i went to this site on a recomendation by a total stranger on friendster. Read 17 chapters, before i was told that i had to pay $8.10 for the book, just to read the reamining three chapters. Wth. Anyhoo, the storyline was really quite ridiculous. It seemed like one of the idiotic chain mails you recieve about this guy liking a girl, only to have her die of cancer.
Have a look at this sms which has a secret code(akin to that of the da vinci code) embedded within:
I'm sorrie if I say anything wrong... u will still come for the appointment, won't u? Let me fetch you on that day, okie? Only you can help yourself. come on, reply a yes...Vent your thoughts to others please... it's the only way out. Ease your illusions! let me help...You've gonna come for it! Only you... yourself can help yourself... Understanding yourself is most important...
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Apparently, this was one of the ways they made you feel like purchasing the book.
Hurhur, i must have the intelligence of a snail not to know that the so called secret message is 'I LOVE YOU'. Eurgh. A lil more creativity would be appreciated.

Anyhoo, missed the first episode of Project Runway 2 yesterday! Boohoo!):

The Guru.

And this, is why i am one.


This of course, is further proof.
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But guess what? I passed chinese.
Fwahaha. I actually failed both paper1 and paper2, but managed to pass because i got a (relatively) high mark for oral.
31.
This proves the responses i gave were highly intelligent. Heh. But really, i think Cheng lao shi kinda pitied me and thought that i was just too nervous. I was reading throught the passage and forgot how to read jing(the first part of police), pausing for many seconds. And i read mang se(err.. python?) as ben se because i saw the word ben and had no idea to read the word.

Ooh i am terribly annoyed that i only got a meagre pass for physics despite the fact that i spent all my time memorising all the damn formulas and only had and hour or so to study for history. As for history, it's freaking screwed. i can't believe that an hour of studying gave me 17/25... For SEQ, but i failed the damn SBQ. Single-digit score for that. Bloody hell. It totally dragged down Social Studies. Am very surprised that i got a B3 for biology. English was horrible. Just passed comphrehension and only got 17 for the report. Only got 21 for my composition, but i wasn't really expecting very much for that because i wrote it in half an hour. Oral saved me. Like, a lot. The conversation part was quite ridiculours though, because i had to discuss what i thought about snakes. I didn't really bother with regurgitating facts about snakes cos many people would have said that already, so i chose to babble nonsense about snakes being misunderstood and deemed evil and vile (oh, i just noticed that both words are spelt backwards. hm.) Ran out of things to say. Stared at her for a moment, and started to make comments about the soundbox of the erhu being made of snakeskin. The next question was about knowledge. How silly, i kinda contradicted myself on that one. Oh well. What matters is that i got quite a nice mark, thanks to the reading of the passage.

Anw, i just changed my layout, and apparently, this layout is kinda glitched cos you've to move your cursor realllly slooowly to get the hyperlink. The tagboard's also kinda whacked. But, all that can be solved with the magic of the "Tab" command. Oh the picture at the top is kinda obscene, but it's oh-so artistic, no?

P.S. only those who are more of a guru than i am are allowed to complain. Those who obtained much higher marks are hereby stripped of all rights to whine about their results. You can instead, talk about how the lady looks, how much cellulite you can see on her thighs, and other inane matters like that.

I should be studying damnit!

Ok. So my blog is getting dusty, but do you ppl have to be so rude? Nvm. This proves that I've a fanbase which cannot live without regular doses of my narcissism. Fwahahaha.

Allow me to worship the ground that (ms/mrs??) sally yu walks on. thanks to her moderately-difficult chimistry paper, i think i'll finally be able to pass chem. And yes, that's meant to be an achievement.
Anw, the exams were pretty much alright. With the usual careless mistakes, accompanied by exclamations of OMG. or WTF!

Ok, so i've been asked to blog about Taylor Hicks, but i'd just sound like a bimbotic poodle, so i won't.
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Oh holdon a minute:

Yes, he does look so very spastic in that, but he moves in a very spastic manner anw. but i still think he should be the american idol despite the fact that he loooks old enough to be my grandad
*dopey grin

Oooo, time to study for emath ppr2, off i go. lalalaLA.