The Guru.

And this, is why i am one.


This of course, is further proof.
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But guess what? I passed chinese.
Fwahaha. I actually failed both paper1 and paper2, but managed to pass because i got a (relatively) high mark for oral.
31.
This proves the responses i gave were highly intelligent. Heh. But really, i think Cheng lao shi kinda pitied me and thought that i was just too nervous. I was reading throught the passage and forgot how to read jing(the first part of police), pausing for many seconds. And i read mang se(err.. python?) as ben se because i saw the word ben and had no idea to read the word.

Ooh i am terribly annoyed that i only got a meagre pass for physics despite the fact that i spent all my time memorising all the damn formulas and only had and hour or so to study for history. As for history, it's freaking screwed. i can't believe that an hour of studying gave me 17/25... For SEQ, but i failed the damn SBQ. Single-digit score for that. Bloody hell. It totally dragged down Social Studies. Am very surprised that i got a B3 for biology. English was horrible. Just passed comphrehension and only got 17 for the report. Only got 21 for my composition, but i wasn't really expecting very much for that because i wrote it in half an hour. Oral saved me. Like, a lot. The conversation part was quite ridiculours though, because i had to discuss what i thought about snakes. I didn't really bother with regurgitating facts about snakes cos many people would have said that already, so i chose to babble nonsense about snakes being misunderstood and deemed evil and vile (oh, i just noticed that both words are spelt backwards. hm.) Ran out of things to say. Stared at her for a moment, and started to make comments about the soundbox of the erhu being made of snakeskin. The next question was about knowledge. How silly, i kinda contradicted myself on that one. Oh well. What matters is that i got quite a nice mark, thanks to the reading of the passage.

Anw, i just changed my layout, and apparently, this layout is kinda glitched cos you've to move your cursor realllly slooowly to get the hyperlink. The tagboard's also kinda whacked. But, all that can be solved with the magic of the "Tab" command. Oh the picture at the top is kinda obscene, but it's oh-so artistic, no?

P.S. only those who are more of a guru than i am are allowed to complain. Those who obtained much higher marks are hereby stripped of all rights to whine about their results. You can instead, talk about how the lady looks, how much cellulite you can see on her thighs, and other inane matters like that.