The Three Horrors.

Jasmine: Sits in front of me. Has a tendency to just grab my hole-puncher (is there even such a term??) and hog it for ages. Can never walk stairs without almost tripping. Says that i am short though she's only one cm taller. Is therefore, almost as vertically-challenged as i am. P.s.: I swear she must be infatuated with her dance instructor. heh.

Mervyn: What did i do to deserve to sit next to him?! The self-proclaimed 182cm-guy is an auntie sorry, i meant lady-killer *ChokeGaspDie* Has the female teachers swooning at his feet. eg. Ms Seah, Mdm Tang, Mrs Heng (okay, maybe not her). His head is a whirpool of perverse notions. Can you believe that he can even construct a disgusting sentence with the word 'Hoick'?

Waikit: Sits diagonally behind. Has thick skin. Just called merv and himself attractive. eurghhh. Takes great pleasure in correcting Mrs Heng's english. Another pervie, though he always denies it. Waikit, we know your secret! Has no qualms about reminding me of the fact that i my pituitary gland doesn't secrete much hormones.


I wonder what i did to accumulate all the bad karma that caused me to end up with these goons. Bah. I swear now they're gonna pick on Jacqueline and I cos we aren't as aye-mah-rish (ah-mah-ish) as them.