I do my chinese jian bao’s by reading english newspapers. All I do is to choose an article in english and one in mandarin (articles that are rather similar of course). Saves me a lot of time, since I take up to half an hour trying to read one column of a mandarin article. Ingenious isn’t it? My mom says im incorrigible. I call it creative.
Anyhoo, got the highest for my English essay and letter-writing. 45/60, Yay! (As you can see, modesty isn’t one of my strengths)
BUT.
Not before getting suaned by Mr Yoong. ‘Surprisingly, the person that got highest this time doesn’t usually get high marks.’
WTH.
Not to be obnoxious/disrespectful/haolian, but bear in mind that he was suaning someone who:
a) managed to score 26/30 for an essay (ok, so that was in sec1, but nevertheless, it’s no mean feat okay?)
b) is able to spell the word ‘violent’
c) does not pronounce the word ‘english’ as ‘ENGRISH’
He had to read out my composition to the whole class too. Now to say that he didn’t do justice to my essay is just a nice way of putting it. Don’t know why he even bothered since no one was listening to him.
Well….. either that or my classmates don’t understand the sentence:
Like it or not, clothes are here to stay. That is of course, unless we return to our primordial ways.
Vanessa must’ve been the only one with good english paying attention since she asked whether I was referring to people prancing around nude.
*note: the topic was ‘Dressing’. im not some kinda pervie who fantasises about people ‘returning to their primordial ways’.
Oh my, ive just gained a whole lot of bad karma dissing so many ppl =(((((((((
Funny what people do to be cool. Was walking towards lot1 and saw this guy holding a cigarette in his hand *note: underaged smoker here.
Was observing him for a while and noticed that he kept the stick wedged between his fingers and only took a puff once in a very long while. Apparently, he was trying to be cool.
What i can say is
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Does he know that the cigarette actually burns itself out (albeit at a slower rate as compared to puffing on it)?
Think it's sad that his mindset has diminished to thinking that smoking=cool.
And btw, i think he looked extremely silly standing at the traffic light with the cigarette hanging limply at his side -________-
Ohmygoodness. I'm going senile. Just spent a good five minutes trying to recall what day it was *note: day not date. Finally gave up and checked the calendar. Bloody hell, all those math questions have finally made my brain go kaput. All thanks to Mr Yoong and his powderful english, i'm starting to use singlish in my essays. Without realising it too. Heck, i even forgot how to use a word as simple as encroach.
Shiat, my brain is really degenerating. Think i'll turn into a babbling fool even before the exams start.
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Now there's a lot of angst.
You wouldn't guess who the author is (well at least i couldn't).
*Hint, it's jasmine*
Wonder what went wrong /= Heard that she's already submitted her letter to quit co so oh well.
Liew, she really has an attitude problem. Heck, it's even worse than mine. All the posts were condemning one person/group/cca.
Speaking about co, i've only managed practice my erhu two times this week. OMG. Damn, don't think i'm gonna be able to play saima. Maybe i should be more realistic stick to simpler songs. Bleagh.
Can't stand it when people keep buggin me to go to their blogs whenever i'm online. And when i go tag, they reply and make me tag again. Wth, there's something called instant messaging y'know?
The worse scenario is when i have to scroll down after every five words. For goodness sake, my screen is so big and your blog entry barely occupies 1/4 of it.
And please, I don't wish to know about your preference of music so do away with the hidden media players. I get really annoyed when i'm listening to James Blunt and suddenly, the words *Ding-Ding* (Crazy Frog) starts blasting from my speakers. It's not that i have anything against the song, but can you imagine how weird it is?
Now try reading this.
See what i mean?
And the blogs which i really really hate are those which contain hidden links.
The worst types are those that make links out of only one alphabet. Seriously, who the heck's gonna spot one puny alphabet among the mass of words on the screen, especailly when they're of the same size. Isn't a blog a place to air your comments and views, not play this inane game of hide-and-seek? It's really not fun pressing the tab button repeatedly, trying to find those practically-invisible links.
Had chemistry presentation today. My slide contained so many cheem words.
Try reading the words:
Bacterial bioremediation, Degradation, Metabolism, Assimilated, Innocuous, Recalcitrant, Concomitants (hell, i don't even know what this means, let alone be able to read it in front of 38 people x.x)
Man, there were hardly and monosyllabic words. Realised that i have a problem with the word excavation. Kept reading it as evacuation. Could manage the really cheem words but messed up on a such a simple word.
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This is so whacked up.
Had math remedial. Mrs Chan was late by more than 30minutes. Liew. Anw, saw the teachers playing frisbee. From that scene, i could conclude that teachers in our school are not quite right in the head. Mr Raavi was playing frisbee in his long-sleeved shirt. Mdm Zainab, in her.. err.. i have no idea what you call it.. the traditional malay costume for females? Ms Tan (Pui San) and Mrs Lee (Siew Chin) were in their skirts. Mr Lim (Yiu Tian) was wearing a very very short pair of shorts (which exposed his sexy legs -i didn't say that).
Geez, almost got a heart attack listening to the phantom of the opera's main theme. Wasn't really paying attention when the last note shriek froze the blood in my veins (yes, terribly cliched but that's the only phrase i could think of at the moment).
Oh i am so besotted with this:
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No, i don't play Maple ....At least not until exams are over.
My old layout was so boring and gloomy so i decided to change it. Would much rather have this weirdo layout, the previous was was so depressing i didn't have the mood to blog at all.
I like weird stuff ((((=
Took the initiative to attend math remedial since joyce had to wait for wanling to do duty. Realised that i know nuts about quadratic equations .______.
Went back and saw clarrissa and joyce waiting in class. Found out that wanling had already gone home.
Headed to lot1 to buy stuff and when we were coming out, we saw wanling with other people. Was like LOL, she sure was unlucky. Maybe she should think twice about which shopping mall she goes when she decides to fib. Specially when........
we live near lot1.
Saw this teacher from my primary school on the bus. She was this really pms-sy teacher who liked to pick on my friends and i. Can you imagine finding fault with my socks for being too high. Mind you, the socks were just around my ankles. WTH, i thought teachers only had trouble with socks which were too low. Ridiculous man.
Everyone in my class was dashing about the canteen laughing and screaming away. She was holding remedials for her students. The lady got pissed and stomped up to me and my 2 friends and screamed at us for being noisy, inconsiderate, ill-mannered hooligans, all in her lousy godforsaken english.
Well my friends went all teary and one of them even started to cry. Me, being my usual ILL-MANNERED self (as she insinuated), gave her a very very kiam pa look. No way was i letting someone like her intimidate me. Anyway, isn't there something called a CLASSROOM?
I got might pissed and had this really rebellious look on my face. She see's my face and gets all riled up cos i wasn't guilty/remorseful at all, and threatened to call my parents to come to school. LOL. She should've tried to do that. My mom would've screeched at her for asking her to come all the way when there were so many other people running around.
Was really really tempted to trip her and let the bus run over her or something. Heh. Yea, i'm evil.
Ever noticed how some people eat their food, saving the best for last?
Shouldn't it be common sense to eat your favourite dish first? I mean if it's eaten last, won't your food go all damp and runny and taste like crap? Anyway, won't you be too full to finish it? I dunno. Maybe I'm just funny in the head.
Joyce has gotten addicted to Maple. She's been driving on and on about snails, mushrooms, pigs with ribbons, gloves, etc. Talk about taxi's and she'll launch into this speech about how much a taxi ride costs to go to a certain place in Maple. Was like ...........
Found out that my aunt and uncle play the erhu. And my uncle, being his usual eccentric self wakes up at 5am
and starts playing the erhu in the corridor. LOL. i didn't know my aunt liked music x.x
Apparently, the plastic-like erhu that i got from one of my relatives was previously my
cousin's. who was (as her mother claimed) the previous chairman of river valley. knowing that her mother
always talked lotsa crap had a tendency to exxagerate, i asked around. found out that her
daughter was actually the vice-chairman. Liew. Like that also wanna sian. Honestly, as if
being vice-chair wasn't pro enough ._______.
Walao. couldn't log online cos the wires of my phone line were fried. so i just moped about at home
and decomposed.
I really wonder why Mcdonald's lunch starts at 11am. Which same person with a normal digestive system
has lunch before 11???!!!! Hell, my neighbours have breakfast at 11 (unless they eat pancakes for
lunch).
Was looking at the people decorating the booklets to be given to the instructors, and the designs were so
nice. Read some of the comments and there was this funny one which wrote something like 'Mr so-and-so,
you rawk, you're a great instructor! i love you! MUACKZ!'
OMG. LMAO. Wahaha this person is so damn funny xD
People who usually complained about instructors wrote stuff like 'i think you're a great instructor!', 'you are
the best!', 'you rawks!'. WOW. i could've sworn they didn't say such a thing the day before. hmmm..
what a bunch of hypocrites. not to mention the horrendous grammar. WTH, it's 'you
rock/rawk', not 'you rawkz'. Please, if you wanna change the spelling, the least you could do is
to phrase it correctly. i really couldn't be bothered with the way you spell your words, what i really
loathe are people try to act cool but end up being foolish.
Man, the dizi is so hard to play. I can't even get the embrochure right (-_-") Spent an age before i could play
the actual note and not the fan yin. brought home joyce's dizi to play and after fifteen minutes, all i
could play was xiao mi feng. and a very lou feng version too
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BAH. promptly gave up after that. i still love my laogong better ((((=
