Ever noticed how some people eat their food, saving the best for last?
Shouldn't it be common sense to eat your favourite dish first? I mean if it's eaten last, won't your food go all damp and runny and taste like crap? Anyway, won't you be too full to finish it? I dunno. Maybe I'm just funny in the head.

Joyce has gotten addicted to Maple. She's been driving on and on about snails, mushrooms, pigs with ribbons, gloves, etc. Talk about taxi's and she'll launch into this speech about how much a taxi ride costs to go to a certain place in Maple. Was like ...........